The Policies of Parroom Station Miniatures

Have Fun!

We want you to have it. We're hoping we'll have it.

Cooperative Effort

We will consider adding material provided by correspondents, but be advised that the coinage for payment is solely our gratitude and thanks (and whatever fame and glory you can garner from being associated with the Parroom Project). We will, of course, give credit where credit is due! (The same goes for blame.)

Make Cool Toys

We will provide the opportunity to have the above mentioned fun through cool miniatures and an entertaining background to use while playing with them.

We are not, however, producing "toys" in either the traditional or the legal sense. These are figurines intended for collectors.

Materials quality

We promise that our miniatures will only be manufactured in the finest plumbium, the best metal for fine detail. Imported direct from Parroom!

Fair Play

We will promote opportunities for fun (see above) by directing you to other purveyors of fun who are tracking a similar course and providing what we ourselves are too busy to get to.

Some Notes of Note

A Note of Warning:

While plumbium can and is ingested by Martian City Dweller children to no deleterious effect, the same cannot be said for Earth children. So remember, do not eat or even lick our miniatures, nor should you allow any Earth-born person of your acquaintance to do so. Of course if you are a Martian City Dweller, by all means chomp away. (all Parroom products should, of course, be properly ground before Martian consumption.) We'll make more! But please, in the interests of interplanetary harmony, do not allow any of your Earth-born friends to follow your example.

Many of our items have small parts and sharp bits. The latter fits their roles perfectly for the tabletop. However, the small parts and sharp bits make them unsuitable for children under 12 or for chewing or eating by folk of all ages, whatever their planet of birth. Therefore we can neither recommend nor condone putting our product in your (or anyone eles's) mouth.

A Cautionary Note

Herein-and-about you will probably find bits and pieces that reflect the attitudes and beliefs of Victorian times rather than those of the current era. While such material does not necessarily reflect the personal opinions of the creator(s), you have been warned that it might be encountered.

An Honest Plea for Understanding

Parroom Station Miniatures, being Bob's design studio,is hardly the largest source for toys in the world, save perhaps for the scale of our intentions [which is, of course, nothing less than world (Mars) domination. Bwaa-haa-haa!]. Alas, our reach ofttimes overwhelms our available resources. Sometimes we face delays, and in some cases they are beyond our control. We promise to do the best we can to produce the toys we say we will produce and to produce them when we say we will produce them.

Patience and understanding are Good Things

Pray, for all our sakes, practice them.

A Request

If you are having a problem with some feature of the web site, or would like general information about the Parroom Station project, contact site administration. Schedule permitting, we'll get back to you as promptly we can.

A Recommendation

Station Management's choice for the official sound track of Parroom Station:

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