Toy soldiers are fun!
Parroom Station was created with the intention of providing a fantastical background for playing games with toy soldiers, games set in an alternate colonial age.
And to have Fun!
We want you to have it. We're hoping we'll have it.
We intend to provide the opportunity to have said fun through offering cool miniatures and presenting an entertaining background against which to set them.
To make the background more entertaining, we will be putting up pictures of things that don't exist and/or pictures that have been enhanced digitally to look cooler. We'll try to be good about telling you what's for sale, even when we don't make it.
We will promote opportunities for fun by directing you to other purveyors of fun who are tracking a similar course and providing what we ourselves are too busy to get to.
We also intend to get around to having fun with other areas beyond the Mars of Parroom Station. Stay tuned!
An Honest Plea for Understanding
We are hardly the largest source for toys in the world, save perhaps for the scale of our intentions [which is, of course, nothing less than world (Mars) domination. Bwaa-haa-haa!]. Alas, our reach ofttimes overwhelms our available resources. Sometimes we face delays, and in some cases they are beyond our control. We promise to do the best we can to produce the toys we say we will produce and to produce them when we say we will produce them. Patience and understanding are good things. Pray, for all our sakes, practice them.
A Cautionary Note
Herein-and-about you will probably find bits and pieces that reflect the attitudes and beliefs of Victorian times rather than those of the current era. While such material does not necessarily reflect the personal opinions of the creator(s), you have been warned that it might be encountered.
A Note of Warning:
While plumbium can and is ingested by Martian City Dweller children to no deleterious effect, the same cannot be said for Earth children. So remember, do not eat or even lick our miniatures, nor should you allow any Earth-born person of your acquaintance to do so. Of course if you are a Martian City Dweller, by all means chomp away. We'll make more! But please, in the interests of interplanetary harmony, do not allow any of your Earth-born friends to follow your example.
A Request
If you are having a problem with some feature of the web site, or would like general information about the Parroom Station project, contact site administration. Schedule permitting, we'll get back to you as promptly we can.
A Recommendation
Station Management's choice for the official sound track of Parroom Station:
